An original song:
I'm so awesome - everybody likes me!
Thoughts on the book I read them about astronauts:
Ughhhhh, I hate space!
A moon with lipstick? Whaatttt?
Thoughts on having your own bed:
Sleeping with nobody is actually pretty fun!
Coloring:
I wish I could marry purple.
This is a sunburnt color.
This crayon is... naked. (The wrapper had fallen off)
Coloring all day wears me out!
Chewing gum:
Miss Anna, you have the same gum as yesterday! You never like to eat gum in the summer?
Affection:
Can I sit in your lap? But I LOVE you!
(I asked a boy for a purple dinosaur he was playing with:) No! You're not my girlfriend!
I like you longtime.
A natural conclusion:
You little BABY! (Hon, she's older than you.) Well... then I'm going to put marker on her face.
Travel stories:
When I went to Hong Kong, I got the last balloon.
I asked a little girl if she would want the same shoes as Hello Kitty:
But they're Hello Kitty's! (What if she gave them to you?) She's not in the world, you goober!
Snack time:
They're yummy and crummy. Rhymes. I just did a rhyme!
Matters of height:
You know what? My daddy drinks alcohol, and that's why he's tall!
A little boy walks out of the restroom before pulling up his pants, and one little girl remarks:
I never like seeing that. Ever.
Two girls have moms that are both tall and dark-haired, one boy remarked:
Sophie and Brianna kinda have the same mom.
A little girl sniffs a My Little Pony:
It smells like my dinner.
Reality:
Star Wars is real life. Because I saw it on TV. They're REAL PEOPLE. With real sticks! (Lightsabers)
Expressions:
You're running like a chicken with your eye off!
Truth:
Cake will make it better!
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