[1/3] stuff my kids said today

There were a lot of good one-liners today.  Enjoy!

These next few have no (and need no) context:

We have to be beautiful - it's so rainy!

And Pocahontas can climb trees really fast... and... and she can paint with the wind.  That's impossible.  To paint with the wind.

Everyone can fly - even dinosaurs!  But not people.

Hippo starts with H.  (What else starts with H? I was trying to get the little girl to recognize her own name starts with that letter) Hug? (Yes, what else?) Nug? ...Snowflake?

No, they're not bunnies - they're a STAR.  And you said 'pissles.'

I love wind.  It makes me so fast. 

Yeah... I don't understand words.

You can be invited to my birthday, if you like.  Then... I don't have bad luck!  (When?) when I grow up to be four! 

I read them a book, and a character was named Mrs Plum.  I asked if anyone knew what a plum was:

Oh!  It's... a... purple circle.