A student greets me as I enter:
Do you have long arms?
One boy gets excited for his weekend at the condo:
They even have a hot tub! And I'm going in it! There are strong jets, and lights, and three fountains. And I like the blood! (???) Red lights! It even goes on big jets - STRONG jets!
Thoughts on superheroes:
Batman is a nice guy.
I turned into a thunder eagle.
I'm trying to be Secret Agent Coyote.
Snack time:
Miss Anna, I didn't want my snack today, so I choose to eat YOU!
Do you want to see my fake choking?
Santa remains a Big Brother figure in the kids' minds:
If you be bad one more time... Santa told me you're bad.
Size matters:
Because we're bigger than you guys... by a little bit. But YOU'RE (pointing at me) way bigger than all of us!
Do you wanna try to touch the ceiling? (A father walked in... who was nearly seven feet tall.)
The orange safety goggles were a hit:
Hey! Orange me! Now let me orange you!
Interesting pronunciation:
Come on! We have to trap the Paris-a-mantis! (Praying mantis)
With confidence:
I have the beautista...ful... one.
Art lessons:
You're not supposed to draw purple eyes. Because they're supposed to be brown.
Endearing:
Miss Anna, I missed you when I was at my condo.
You make my tummy funny. My tummy told me to hug you.
One girl forgot to wear a belt with her over-large pants, and when they fell down:
What! Are you SERIOUS, man??
Playing outside:
Ahh! Did you send that sun into my eyes??
I wanna KILL that rainbow.
Ethics:
Make a choice to be good. Make a good choice. And don't do anything not good.
Obedience:
My baby dinosaur doesn't know how to listen.
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