stuff my kids said [3/29]

Playing outside:

I can do a hopsketch.

Birthdays:

My birthday is on 7.  (Oh that's cool - what month?) I don't know.  On my 7 birthday, I will be 4.

Coloring:

This is kind of pig color.

(One kid:) Oh, pretty!  How did you do that?  (Other kid:) Imaginations.  Just... imaginations.

Name-calling:

I call YOU an instrument!  So, I'll throw you in the instrument trash.

"Reading" a book:

Owls singed along with baby secrets... run says Bambi-lash... run, run!  A mouse!  Run for dearest minals!  NOW we're safe in the barn!

Original songs:

Three little bunnies swinging on a tree...

Concerning animals:

Do daddy dinosaurs have moustaches?

I'm going to be a dog when I grow up!